You guys crack me up. I knew Jim was a sociopath!
OK, here are my 5:
1. I have a wicked sense of humor.
2. My bird, Ryan, and I have slept together in many different situations.
3. I just moved in with the man of my dreams who cooks for me every night after work.
4. I go boating on the Hudson River every weekend and bring booze along as one of my friends.
5. I'm huge fan of King Kong, all of them.