budgie feathers and burger buns.....

Ok folks, here's what we have so far: the first one is what was actually written by all of you and the second one is "cleaned up" a bit by me for easier reading and understandability.

Today was the day that ....rainbows appeared in the sky. Fat fluffy clouds floated in allowing aliens to arrive unseen They landed in a marsh... where the mud is deep....
and the anacondas are huge The Mothership in the distance transmitted their orders. They must. disguise themselves as yellow budgies, and fly quickly to the lonely children of the world and make them all happy with sweet sounds of chirping One budgie was captured by a mean old man and his faithful golden Lab, Gandolf The budgie told Gandolf this "Humans are ruining this world" Open the cage, dog! I save the world from humans. But Gandalf was skeptical, he asked the old cat's opinion. The cat said eat the.. magic beans and you will.. the world through my eyes. So Gandalf did as told. The beans grew inside him Meanwhile, back at the mothership, the chefs cooked kitchen sink muttering, "nothing like Mom made" But the budgies refused to to eat it knowing their normal diet was freon. Off they flew, frantically seeking. airconditioners for life giving Freon It's summer in Australia, so.... birds could hear the humming of yummy airconditioners! Woohoo!!! Budgies. coming to save the ozone!! Gore's Oscar reinvigorated Gandolf's owner! He told the budgie, "fly!" The budgie said, "Fly Where?" back home to the mothership. "But, I'm afraid of anacondas!" "Let's get out of the... amazon jungle and go to.... McDonalds and steal food from... tourists gawking at freon-eating budgies. Cameras flashed wildly as the... budgie feathers and burger buns.


Today was the day that rainbows appeared in the sky and fat fluffy clouds floated in allowing aliens to arrive unseen. They landed in a Marsh where the mud is deep and the Anacondas are huge. The mother ship, in the distance, was transmitting orders to the aliens that they must disguise themselves as yellow Budgies and fly quickly to all the lonely children in the world and make them happy with their sweet sounds of chirping.
One such alien disguised as a budgie was captured by a mean old man and his loyal golden lab Gandolf.
The budgie only being able to make himself understood to Gandolf said, "Humans are ruining this world. Open the cage door and let me out and I will save the world from the Humans.”
But Gandolf was skeptical; he asked the old cat's opinion. The cat told him to eat some magic beans and you will be able to see the world through my eyes, and Gandolf did as he was told and slowly the beans began to grow inside him.
Meanwhile, back at the mother ship the chefs in the kitchens were muttering to themselves “… nothing like mom used to make … mumble, grumble …” and the little budgie aliens would have none of it and left seeking nourishment elsewhere in the form of the Freon that they were used to from the home world.
So off they flew into the world and finding Australia to be one of the hottest places and with the most air conditioners that run on Freon they landed en mass amongst the burger eating tourists as cameras flashed wildly.


p.s. whatever drugs you were all on when you wrote this ... I want some.

scary thing is that it really makes as much sense as some things that I have paid good money for (sober and straight)

Great job on the story guys!! But I know it can't be real...a cat just couldn't be bothered to talk to a dog!

and fly to a tree...

checking where Wendy (allea) had gone?