Parrotchatter's First Anniversary Bird of the Year!!

01-23-2008, 01:48 PM

My name is Mr Buddy. I turn 7 this year but not sure which day. Sometime in January or February. Mom says Im a Congo African Grey and I say "whut?" Anyway, I cant really remember what happened but I somehow got lost. A nice person found me and took me to a bird store in NJ. They looked for my family but could not find them. So they gave me to my new family Leigh, and John. I have been here almost 2 years already and we have fun. When I first came here, I asked for beer, and ssssoda, ssssoda. My mom wouldnt let me have that. She offered me some fruit instead but I didnt want it I told her "SOBER UP!" But she kept trying. I thought she might leave me alone if I tried some so I took a piece. Well she was right, it was good! Now I love fruit, and veggies. Sometimes they let me have cake but she told me not to tell anyone. Guess I just blew her cover! Sometimes I remember where I lived before. With someone named Jordan so I call out "Jorrrrrdaaaaaan" But hey never answer. My new mom and dad always come when I call them. I know what an office is and the noise from trucks.The first time I went in the office here, I knew what it was and said "oh I know this, How can I help you? need an envelope?" I love the phone rings noise too. When it rings I say "hello! hello? ok 445 zzzzzzero zzzzero 55....7..54 zzzzero!" I say that everyday but Im not sure why. Anyway, I have a nice big cage here. Its so nice, I wont poop in it! My mom always says "Mr Buddy, go poopy in your cage! okayyyyyy!" She's nuts, I aint poopin in this crib! Ill hold it as long as I can but wont let it out. I live with 3 other noisy birds. They arent smarter than me though. I told the little white one "she's a skinny birrrrrrd" And I call to my brother Occy "Oc eeeeee! Oc eeeeeee!" And that pink one! He thinks my boings are his so I chase him away! That boing is MINE!" Im dancing right now and looking out the window to the yard. I like to go in the yard but mom says it too cold right now. Doesnt look cold to me. I think she just wants to talk on the internet instead. I like to watch her when she hits the letters so I sit on her shoulder and bite her ear. We watch videos. She always shows me a hot chick name Ollie. She looks naughty! Anyway, gotta go poop now! bye!!