I'm curious to know how many Amazons everyone thinks are necessary to awaken a neighborhood on a Saturday morning. Of course, the same question could be asked of any parrot, but my test sampling is Amazons ... so there you have it

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Having conducted extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that it really only takes one. If you choose your Amazon carefully (looking for lung power, enthusiasm and willingness for the task

), you can expect everyone within quite a radius from said Amazon to be up early on Saturdays. Rosita excels at this task (which, I suspect, is why she was given to me by her sleep-deprived previous parronts).
Extra credit can be given for creativity, but for the purposes of this research I'm focusing strictly on the ability to awaken humans.
Never have I encountered anything (lawn mowers, drag pipes on Harleys, screaming children, barking dogs) more able to pierce the dawn and jolt people awake that Rosita's early-morning vocalizations.
So ... what do you think?
