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Emergencies! Minor emergency help. Should I be worried.... Ask here. Please note; We are not Veterinarians! Your first course of action should always be to call your Veterinarian.

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Old 07-27-2007, 09:05 AM   #11
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Actually Joanie, Stiz (without knowing it - I think) had an effective antidote to any problems that may have been a potential life threatening epsiode for the birdie. I tried to teach this to my undercover agents (you know, the 007 types), when I was lecturing as a molecular scientist in my early days at the C.I.A. Headquarters & Interpol Headquarters:

Jumping at a high rate of speed inside closed quarters will in fact cause enough air friction to excite the oxygen molecules in the air to a temperature warm enough to destroy any odiferous life threatening molecules of not only an air-freshner but any molecules of any dangerous carcinogen. So Stiz was on the right track and her advice may have worked if Karen was perhaps driving a small camper type RV & was physically capable of jumping really fast (which I am sure she is).

Hope this info. helps someone in the future.
As long as she jumps in the center of the RV so that it doesn't tip over it, should be fine. Oh, she will also need a driver...Joel can volunteer for that.
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:28 PM   #12
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Jumping at a high rate of speed inside closed quarters will in fact cause enough air friction to excite the oxygen molecules in the air to a temperature warm enough to destroy any odiferous life threatening molecules of not only an air-freshner but any molecules of any dangerous carcinogen. So Stiz was on the right track and her advice may have worked if Karen was perhaps driving a small camper type RV & was physically capable of jumping really fast (which I am sure she is).

Hope this info. helps someone in the future.
Keeping birds safe is getting harder to do everyday!
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Old 07-27-2007, 01:12 PM   #13
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At least we all got our daily quota of chuckles - the imagery!

We always say to our kids when we're taking them somewhere - "get ready to jump." -" we'll slow up a bit, but be prepared to roll."

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