I can't get Molly, my ekkie off my plate half the time. I don't think I ever get to eat a whole meal by myself.
Jeannie makes fun of me sometimes when she calls me because I'll pick up lunch on my way home from work and will sit outside and eat it before I go in the house. It's the only way I can enjoy the whole thing by myself. Not as fun though.
The third picture is priceless. You oughta frame that one.