Have you ever wanted to make your hair smell like a fresh Jersey Peach?

Here's how!!
Take 1 really fresh juicy Jersey Peach. Rinse it clean.
Add 1 Green Eclectus
Bite the peach so that the juice runs down your chin and arm.
Offer a bite to the Green Eclectus, who will disburse peach juice and chunks evenly through your hair.
Allow the Green Eclectus to preen each strand of freshly shampooed hair with a its big orange peach scooper.
And dont forget to have on a nice clean white t-shirt, so the Green Eclectus can wipe its orange peach scooper on it!
Then, VIOLA!!! Your hair AND t-shirt now smell just like a fresh Jersey Peach!!!
