Attack of the spatula! Yesterday I was baking cookies. Afa hung onto the front of my shirt and had to watch every step. Yes the secret to my delicious cookies...well, its BIRD DANDER..but shhhh, its a secret between us bird people. ANYYYYWAY..She had this grip on a fist full of my tshirt, hanging forward watching every single thing I did. She was getting a little too close to the cookies so I kept saying "AFA, get back on my shoulder!" She would go back for 2 seconds, grab a fist full of tshirt and hang in front of me again. In a reflex I put my hand up to push her back but I had the spatula in my hand. Well, the handle of it touched her, and all hell broke loose! She screamed at the top of her lungs and thrashed side to side, crest up, wings out "AHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH!!! AFA BIRRRRRRRRRDDDDD!!!!" Then she wobbled back and forth hissing. This was the most ridiculous thing Id ever seen, and now Im half def from it! But for the remainder of my baking, all I had to do was hold up the spatula monster and she went right back to my shoulder! So thats my story! |