A FOUL-MOUTHED parrot with a Glasgow accent has gone missing.
Tia the blue and gold macaw fled his perch after central heating engineers left the door of his home open yesterday morning.
His owners appealed for locals in Yoker, Glasgow, to keep their ears open for his blue outbursts.
The 3ft bird says "Hiya," "Geeza kiss," and "Are ye dancin?".
But he also trots out "F*** off, " and "Ya b******".
Owners Celia Stevens and Andrew Holmes are desperate for him back.
Celia, 52, of Dornel Avenue, said: "He'll never survive long on the streets.
"He only swears to get attention because he knows people will stop and listen.
"Normally he dances about on his perch and just says, 'Are ye dancin?'"
Celia's daughter Kelly-Ann, 19, niece Chelsea Graham, 1 6, and nephew Sean Graham, 14, were devastated by Tia's disappearance.
And Celia was still to break the news to grandchildren Elise, five, and Caleb, three.
Celia added: "Things like chocolate and mushrooms would kill Tia because they are toxic to him.
"We've spoken to the vet and he says it is imperative that we get him back soon.
"His wings are part-clipped and the bright colours won't do him any favours among other birds. He'll probably be attacked."
Celia lives opposite St Brendan's primary school. She said: "He likes children shouting and we're hoping that will attract him back."
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