Parrot Joke One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on an exotic parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he kept bidding higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he had bid way more then he intended, he won the bid - the bird was finally his.
As he was paying for the parrot he said to the auctioneer, "I sue hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it to only find out he can't talk!"
"Don't worry", said the auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?" |