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Parrot Commandments (Reformed Version)

1. I am Parrot, thou shalt not attend to other beings in My Presence.

2. Thou shalt Love Me absolutely and without reservation.

3. Thou shalt keep holy My feeding times.

4. Thou shalt provide regular baths.

5. Thou shalt honor Me above all other creatures.

6. Thou shalt never raise thine hand against Me.

7. I am thy Mate. Thou shalt not hold affection for other beings.

8. Thou shalt honor My Beak, My Crop, and My Every Desire.

9. Thou shalt not covet the offerings of thy pet stores.
Thou Hast Me.

10. Should'st thou fail to observe the foregoing commandments,
I will ruin thine ears.

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CREATION

On the First Day
God created the Parrot

On the Second Day
God created Man to Serve the Parrot

On the Third Day
God created all the vegetables and nuts on the earth to serve a potential food for the Parrot
IF he liked them

On the Fourth Day
God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the Parrot

On the Fifth Day
God created trees and branches and cables and ropes so that the Parrot could chew them through

On the Sixth Day
God created Veterinary Science to keep the Parrot healthy and man broke

On the Seventh Day
God tried to rest, But he had to clean the Parrot cage

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Now there you go birdy slaves... This says it all..

LMAO!! How true!