OK I'll try again. She comes with $100.00 How about that?????

Hey Jess....my Mom says she'll take THAT deal....as long as you are willing to ship her to Newfoundland!!! LMAO!!!!

Ok, but you have give me the $100 and take a large goat who keeps coming in the house and trying to lie on the sofa.

Mom says she'll take the goat too!

just cracks me up.

How much is shipping to south africa, goats and doggies welcome.

Lori the sofa not so bad, a goat on the kitchen shelf eating bread and sharing with cow and pony buddy is a little more challenging.

ROFL!!! Angie, your home sounds like my home... I love it!!!! And isn't it always the goats that get the others into trouble?!!

ya'll are just too funny! Maybe I am not as bad off as I thought! hee hee!

Awe come on now Boxers are the best, I have two and would love another.mine are 1 & 2 yrs old. still very much puppies.

Yes, she is the best. The aggravating best! She does have some real endearing traits though. While I am sitting at the computer she will sit by me and just lay her head in my lap and when people get near me she sits on my feet and LEANS on me. And then there is that face! And those enormous paws. And that stump of a tail she just about wags off when she sees me. Maybe I will keep her afterall!

Oh dear, Poor Jess, that pup of yours is being a real little monkey.

I know how you feel, Labs are very much the same till they are appx 2 years old. I had a plaster lighthouse ornament, since I was a kid from England. Can't get anything like it again.
One of my Labs ate it. Only thing left of it so I knew where it had actually gone was a piece of glass that had a picture on it, you viewed it through the top of the lighthouse, pic was where the lighthouse came from. I was She actually had to reach up on 2 legs to get the thing to boot. Naughty dog.

So for Missy, yup put her in a crate or a small room. (Make sure there is nothing in there she can get into). Especially if you caught her in the act. I would also give her a VERY STERN telling off and literally shove her in the crate or room.
Leave her there for 15 minutes, don't even look at her.
If you can't do that, SHOVE her outside, literally, give her a push out the back door and DEEP voice growl at her, BAD DOG or NO. Then ignore her totally, for at least 15 minutes.

So that's the training bit, next get her a Kong or other treat toy that takes intelligence for her to get the treat out of. She is definitely bored and probably cutting her back teeth. She's appx 8 months isn't she? They cut them from 6 - 10 months of age. She will want to chew anything she can find. Freeze the Kong, added joy for her. Fill it with peanut butter.