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Old 07-01-2008, 05:18 PM   #1
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Default Packing materials and art work avaiable

All parrots are invited to contribute to our packing and art work company.

Our parrots like to be gainfully employed at all times. New members welcome.

So far we can offer paper cut to a size of your choice from confetti size from budgie workers, to postage stamp size from the very busy conures, to large strips by macaws. Parrots can also be employed in an office situation as energy efficient paper shredders, no need to keep electric on hand.

We can offer wood cut to toothpicks from conures or bark chips from electus members. Famous wood carvings are available on request. The budgies are ready and willing to complete any balsa wood designs.

Parrots can also be employed as one of a kind T shirt redesign specialists. Just think you can proudly own a shirt with a few missing buttons or some triangle stamp marks, and really which of us truly need zippers.

Curtains and other house fixtures redesigned on request or redesigned without specific request.

Please list any parrot wishing to add to to club
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Old 07-01-2008, 05:46 PM   #2
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Boca would make an excellent Receptionist as he loves to talk and answer the phone. (imitates it as well)
Libby loves toes...do you have an opening for a pedicurist?
At the end of a long day, Spanky would just love a position cuddling up to all the employees.
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Old 07-01-2008, 05:56 PM   #3
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Please let me know when there are international franchises available. I am busy supervising all day, but I have NO idea what all these other birds are doing. I would love to put them to good use!
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Old 07-01-2008, 06:04 PM   #4
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Ruby wants to be the greeter - HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! and the bird in charge of improving wood blinds! She also wants to know what the hourly pay will be.
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Kady can contribute spit balls! He is the Master at balling up the paper in his beak and sipping water through it and then spitting them out.
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She also wants to know what the hourly pay will be.
Kady will gladly work for peanuts! Does our Miss Ruby have more expensive tastes?
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Laker & Rio will be much appreciated whenever you need
dust moved around or colourful dust bunnies.
All plants are guaranteed some remodeling and small packets of fertilizer
- if you don't mind it being delivered without regard to where it might end up.

No need for alarm clocks

- Rio will sing you awake early every day.
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Wow cool lots of new employees, and yes this is international home based franchise so anyone may join no need to worry about time lines.

Hourly pay is whatever you can get your servants to pay. Peanut also works for for peanuts although the servant here refuses for some reason to provide overtime in peanuts, someone is going to have to talk to her on Peanut's behalf.
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Please let me know when there are international franchises available. I am busy supervising all day, but I have NO idea what all these other birds are doing. I would love to put them to good use!
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It's ok Piper you can be the supervisor here, bosses rarely know what is happening anyhow, can you play golf?
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Boca would make an excellent Receptionist as he loves to talk and answer the phone. (imitates it as well)
Libby loves toes...do you have an opening for a pedicurist?
At the end of a long day, Spanky would just love a position cuddling up to all the employees.
We have all these openings, possibly can Boca work the call center when our business grows in size?


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Ruby wants to be the greeter - HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! and the bird in charge of improving wood blinds! She also wants to know what the hourly pay will be.
Ruby is going to be very busy working blinds and greeting, is she up to the task?

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Kady can contribute spit balls! He is the Master at balling up the paper in his beak and sipping water through it and then spitting them out.
Cool, can these spit balls be used as art, pellets or can they be strung to make a pretty beaded necklace?

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Laker & Rio will be much appreciated whenever you need
dust moved around or colourful dust bunnies.
All plants are guaranteed some remodeling and small packets of fertilizer
- if you don't mind it being delivered without regard to where it might end up.

No need for alarm clocks

- Rio will sing you awake early every day.
Yes yes we need alarm clocks, maybe Rio can operate the work alarm to announce the beginning of the shift. Will Laker and Rio be able to create bonsai trees?
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